December 2011
44 posts
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, God, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When I can't write music or lyrics I get depressed...
Trying to write a song that's worse than Rebecca...
11 tags
7 tags
Send me the sign and I'll share.
✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Anonymous asked: Who's more important - you or me?
.
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
aw sum1 do this :c
8 tags
8 tags
When a boy calls you hot he's looking at your...
Reblog this if you have a huge penis
The differences between puberty.
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
GPOY
Anonymous asked: Hottest teacher at your school ?
some of there are cool ones to ask
1.Sexuality
2.Insecurities
3.Best memory
4.Worst memory
5.Last person you kissed
6.Why?
7.Last thing you fantasized about
8.Greatest fears.
9.How did you change over the last 3 years?
10.What do you want more than anything?
11.Bad habit
12.Crush
13.Virgin?
14.Biggest regrets
15.Wildest thing you've ever done
16.Hottest teacher at your school
17.Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18.Favourite band
19.Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20.Weirdest dream
Watchmcdanielgleekgroff:
xno-more-tearsx:
I don’t normally ask, but could you PLEASE reblog this, send this around. I really want this to help as many people as it can. I would be so extremely grateful. Thanks. Beth xxx
This is an epic video from the most amazing person that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing! Watch and RB!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you for all the notes and lovely messages....
8 tags
Reblog if you literally cant stop thinking of...
1 in 5 teens had thought about suicide, about 1 in...
jor-tommo:
always.
Don’t even hesitate. You know where I am. And now you all know what I’ve been through. So I can help. Promise.
ninjatears asked: Great tumblr! Just read it for over an hour. And watched your YouTube vids. You are pretty awesome.
Anonymous asked: hey. i dont know how to start it.. but i have to say something to someone who cares.. someone who knows what i'm talking about. i'm 15 years old girl. i've tried to kill myself about 2 times. no one knows about it. i don't want to tell it to anyone cause i dont think they would understand. i feel worthless, left, lost. i don't know who i am anymore. i have some friends but...
skulldruggery asked: Just wanted to let you know, I think you are beautiful. xoxox
Am I the only one who thinks this is so hot?
danny-jones:
mcflys:
#You guys need anything? some snacks a condom? let me know god love ya
No. This IS HOT. Fact.
From Your Eyes - Beth Bryant - Demo
Anonymous asked: Hi. I am told to have a depression and the woman I visit to talk to said she can't help me anymore, that I need a doctor and she recommended some pills for depression. But to do this I need to bother my mom who is super worried already because of my sister. I hate to bring more trouble to the family and I'm scared of her reaction, that she would break down because she thinks I'm...
sendmeadirtypictureslut asked: What was the song on your video?? It really brought it together. I about cried cause I used to be just like that.
w-astedy-outh asked: I have given him time though but I guess he needs more, thankyou so much! ♥♥♥♥
w-astedy-outh asked: Your video made me cry, it's actually so good. You really get through to people. I have so much respect for you! You're amazing! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anonymous asked: i have a boyfriend who says that loves me but truly doesnt give a f*ck. i dont know what to do anymore... just want to die. i feel ugly all the time, i feel dumb. i hate myself
8 tags
WatchI don’t normally ask, but could you PLEASE reblog this, send this around. I really want this to help as many people as it can. I would be so extremely grateful. Thanks. Beth xxx
November 2011
7 posts
Watchlet-the-flamesbegin:
leavemyapplesalone:
lovejamieee:
rhonaldtumblr:
chelseacutiee:
Best way to get out of class
Omg LOL
OMFG MADE ME DROP MY FORK CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
omfg
I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING MY FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE IF I GO.
oh my actual god.
Cameron would appreciate this.
I really wanna start a club for bullied children...
But I don’t live in a musical :/
